Justice League Moments Caught on Live Television (part 2)
Superman: Say it.
Batman: No.
Superman: SAY IT.
Batman: *mumbles too softly to be heard*
Superman: Can’t hear you.
Batman: You have superhearing, Superman.
Superman: I can wait as long as it takes.
Batman:
Batman, just loudly enough for the microphone to pick it up: You’re my best friend.
Superman: *is beaming*
Batman: Can we finish the fight NOW?
Superman: After you………bestie.
Batman: *long, drawn-out sigh*
Superman: ☺️
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Aquaman: Stop calling me a fish.
Green Lantern: Okay, but TECHNICALLY…
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Martian Manhunter: *sitting there in serene silence*
Constantine: *also just sitting there albeit not quite as serenely*
Martian Manhunter:
Constantine:
Martian Manhunter:
Constantine:
Captain Marvel: Would you two cut it OUT already? I can’t take much more of this.
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Flash: Wait, what’s Batman running away from?
Black Canary, watching Batman take off in the batplane: His feelings.
Flash: Oh, okay. Yeah, that tracks.
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Green Arrow: No, you don’t get it. I can’t retire, Arsenal called me old.
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Green Lantern: This is the fourth time this week.
Flash: No wonder Batman’s so annoyed.
Green Lantern: If I try really hard I bet I can make it five.
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Wonder Woman: I leave for FIVE minutes.
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Green Arrow: I’m just saying, I’m not sharing grandkids with Batman.
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Superman: Ope, sorry, let me just…
Martian Manhunter: Your continued success is a mystery to me.
Superman: Oh yeah, Batman hates it.
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Flash: This is the WORST timeline.
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Superman: Maybe we should call Nightwing.
Batman: We do NOT need to call Nightwing.
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Black Canary: *long, long sigh*
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Green Lantern: YOU go deal with it.
Constantine: You do realize Batman’s children are not actually demons, right?
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Batman: *laughing*
Zatanna: Did Flash break the timeline again or something?
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Constantine: On three?
Zatanna: Rock, Paper, Scissors, GO.
Constantine:
Constantine: Dammit.
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Green Arrow: Stop calling Batman’s kids for backup. Yesterday Red Hood laughed at me for twenty minutes straight.
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Aquaman: Do I look like I know where Montana is?
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Captain Marvel: Come on, I don’t need vegetables.
Flash: A half cup of broccoli is not going to kill you.
Captain Marvel: You don’t know that.
Flash: You don’t know that it will.
Captain Marvel: It might.
Flash: Science experiment?
Green Lantern: We can’t do experiments that may result in death though, remember? Batman out it in the rules.
Flash: You’re just as bad, you know that?
Green Lantern: I have enough green in my name I don’t need it in my food too.
(Part 1)
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